"Zindagi" Se Poocho Ye "kia" Chahti Hai"Bus" Ek ussi ki "Wafa" Chahti hai"Kitni"
"Masoom" or Nadan hai "Zindagi""Khud" Bewafa hai or "Wafa" CHum to mojod
thy raaton me ujalon ki tarh,Log nikly hi nhi dhondny walon ki tarh,Dil to kya hum
rooh me uter jate,Tum ne chaha hi nhi chahne walon hahati hai. ki tarh.
__________________________________________________________
Aaj mera muskurane ka mann nahin tha,Kisi se itni mohabat kar baitha iss ka
koi gham nahin tha,Tere ishq mein khud ko kuch iss qadar bhula diya hBerhana
shakhon ka jangle garra tha tha anhkon mainWo raat thi k kahin chand ka guzar
hi na thaTumharay sheher ki har chaun mehrbaan thi magerJahanum ne,K teri
bewafaai ka dard bhi kuch kam nahin tha, pay dhoop karri thi wahan Shajer hi na tha..
__________________________________________________________
Ae Khuda ?Suna Hy Qubuliat Ki Koi Gharii Hoti Hy ?Zara Ye Tou Bata K
Kis Kis Trha Maine Tujh Se ?Usy Maanga Na Tha ?
__________________________________________________________
Apki yad na aye,to hum bewafa.Aap bulao aur na aye, to hum bewafa.
Humme marne ke liye zeher ki zarurat nahi,1bar nazar fer lo, na mar jae to hum bewafa..
__________________________________________________________
Ay khuda mujhe kisi pr fida na krnaAger fida kr diya tojuda na krnaAger juda
b kr diya tobe wafa na krnaAger be wafa kr diya to baqi zindgi ata na krna.
__________________________________________________________
Barbad kr gaye wo zindgi pyar k nam $eBewafai mili sirf wafa k nam $eZakhm
hi zakhm diyee u$ ne dawa k nam $eA$man b ro para meri mohabat k anjam $e
__________________________________________________________
Berhana shakhon ka jangle garra tha tha anhkon mainWo raat thi k kahin chand
ka guzar hi na thaTumharay sheher ki har chaun mehrbaan thi magerJahan pay
dhoop karri thi wahan Shajer hi na tha..
__________________________________________________________
Bewafayi se pareshan b hojate hainNarm jhonke kabhi tufaan b hojate hain
Hamne mehboob jo badla to ta?ajjub kaisaLog kaafir se musalman b hojate hain,
__________________________________________________________
Bicharne K Bad Kabhi Mile Agr Zindgi Me Kahin,Dekh Kar Nazar Yun Na
Jhuka Lena,Dekha Hai Aap Ko Kahin Shayad..!Yehi Keh Kar Haath Mila Lena...
__________________________________________________________
Dar badar ker dete hain zamany me logLaga detay hain aag ashiyanae me log
Miltay hain pyar se dil me basa k nafratRakhtay hain maharat badal janay me log
__________________________________________________________
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Adult SMS
2 men went 2 a callgirl.1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
_____________________________________________________________
3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,
tension & panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &panic is when both r pregnant
_____________________________________________________________
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabinandsaythat i will do anything to
pass in the examsand professor saysNOW OPEN YOUR......
BoCatch her by her waist…Bring her home..Keep ur hand on her neck3
FEELINGSwhat is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when oks And Study Put ur lips on her lips& have a ……nice drink
…PEPSIboth r pregnant
_____________________________________________________________
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:“can kids of our age have kNURSE kept
SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTHafter BLOOD TEST.THEN SAHe
came at night,explored my body,got on top of me,touched me2 men went 2 a
callgirl.1st went in and came out n said“Na my wids?”Teacher replied ” NO
Never!!”Boy said to girl :“see i toRDAR STARTED DANCING .NURSE:y
r u DANCING.SARDAR:next is URINE , he bit,sucked, swalowd,when he
was satisfyed,he left, i wasife is better.”2nd went in and came out n said“U R
right ur wifld you not to worry!!!!”.TEST hurt,...BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
is much better.”
_____________________________________________________________
Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya Pentene ke
ad ma baal dikhayePhir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?
_____________________________________________________________
I really deeply wish datu r here with me in my room.on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
_____________________________________________________________
In a party a lady wantedto go to toilet soshe inquired with a sardarpapaji susu
karne ki jagah dikhao,sardarji replied u naughtypehle tum dikhao.
_____________________________________________________________
Most interesting line writtenon the front of T-shirt of a girl,.......
Excuse me !My face is above.
_____________________________________________________________
NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTHafter BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING.
NURSE: y r u DANCING.
SARDAR: next is URINE
_____________________________________________________________
“Na my wife is better.”2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
_____________________________________________________________
3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,
tension & panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &panic is when both r pregnant
_____________________________________________________________
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabinandsaythat i will do anything to
pass in the examsand professor saysNOW OPEN YOUR......
BoCatch her by her waist…Bring her home..Keep ur hand on her neck3
FEELINGSwhat is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when oks And Study Put ur lips on her lips& have a ……nice drink
…PEPSIboth r pregnant
_____________________________________________________________
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:“can kids of our age have kNURSE kept
SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTHafter BLOOD TEST.THEN SAHe
came at night,explored my body,got on top of me,touched me2 men went 2 a
callgirl.1st went in and came out n said“Na my wids?”Teacher replied ” NO
Never!!”Boy said to girl :“see i toRDAR STARTED DANCING .NURSE:y
r u DANCING.SARDAR:next is URINE , he bit,sucked, swalowd,when he
was satisfyed,he left, i wasife is better.”2nd went in and came out n said“U R
right ur wifld you not to worry!!!!”.TEST hurt,...BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
is much better.”
_____________________________________________________________
Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya Pentene ke
ad ma baal dikhayePhir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?
_____________________________________________________________
I really deeply wish datu r here with me in my room.on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
_____________________________________________________________
In a party a lady wantedto go to toilet soshe inquired with a sardarpapaji susu
karne ki jagah dikhao,sardarji replied u naughtypehle tum dikhao.
_____________________________________________________________
Most interesting line writtenon the front of T-shirt of a girl,.......
Excuse me !My face is above.
_____________________________________________________________
NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTHafter BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING.
NURSE: y r u DANCING.
SARDAR: next is URINE
_____________________________________________________________
Angry SMS
Ab is dil sy yh gawara nhi hota,inbOX main koi SMS tumhra nhi hota,
Bhool kr he sms kr diya karo,Sirf yad kerny sy guzara ni hota.
___________________________________________________________
Kal ko milne ke aaas rehny do,Zindagi ke baqi pyas rhny do,
Apne khushiyan smait lo jananMujh ko yun he udas rhne do.
___________________________________________________________
Wada kro pr nibhana sikhoChahat dil main rakho pr jitna sikho
Youn hi ksi ko intizar na karvaoKoi ager pyar sy SMS kare to jawab dena sikho
___________________________________________________________
Jb chla chor ky btanay ke zahmat bhi na ki,Khob tha dosti ek arsa nbany wala,
Dushmani ke b to adab hain ay dost bata,Koi itna b na tha tjh ko batanay wala.
___________________________________________________________
Zulf rukh sy hata ky bat karoraat ko din bana ky bat karoashianay ky charagh
madhum han tum zaraankhan utha ky baat karoyh b andazay guftagu hai koi jab
karo dil dukha kh bat karo..
___________________________________________________________
Bhool kr he sms kr diya karo,Sirf yad kerny sy guzara ni hota.
___________________________________________________________
Kal ko milne ke aaas rehny do,Zindagi ke baqi pyas rhny do,
Apne khushiyan smait lo jananMujh ko yun he udas rhne do.
___________________________________________________________
Wada kro pr nibhana sikhoChahat dil main rakho pr jitna sikho
Youn hi ksi ko intizar na karvaoKoi ager pyar sy SMS kare to jawab dena sikho
___________________________________________________________
Jb chla chor ky btanay ke zahmat bhi na ki,Khob tha dosti ek arsa nbany wala,
Dushmani ke b to adab hain ay dost bata,Koi itna b na tha tjh ko batanay wala.
___________________________________________________________
Zulf rukh sy hata ky bat karoraat ko din bana ky bat karoashianay ky charagh
madhum han tum zaraankhan utha ky baat karoyh b andazay guftagu hai koi jab
karo dil dukha kh bat karo..
___________________________________________________________
Advice SMS
You may get delayed to reach the target but ever step towards target equal to victory.
_________________________________________________________________
Worrying doesn’t reduce yesterdays sorrow, but it empties today strength, so doesn’t worry stay happy and make others happy.
_________________________________________________________________
You has to learn lesson from others mistakes because you will not get time to do all the mistakes by yourself.
_________________________________________________________________
You are not responsible for what people think about you, but you are responsible for what you give them to think about you.
__________________________________________________________________
Which is the longest word in English? Smiles because there is a mile gap between s and s. All it joins million of heart, so keep on smiling.
__________________________________________________________________
When you love your parents its equal to good, when you love your friends its equal to truthfulness, but when you love yourself its equal to confidence.
___________________________________________________________________
When you like someone deeply,misunderstanding arises but don’t feel for it because some misunderstanding needed for good understanding.
_________________________________________________________________
Worrying doesn’t reduce yesterdays sorrow, but it empties today strength, so doesn’t worry stay happy and make others happy.
_________________________________________________________________
You has to learn lesson from others mistakes because you will not get time to do all the mistakes by yourself.
_________________________________________________________________
You are not responsible for what people think about you, but you are responsible for what you give them to think about you.
__________________________________________________________________
Which is the longest word in English? Smiles because there is a mile gap between s and s. All it joins million of heart, so keep on smiling.
__________________________________________________________________
When you love your parents its equal to good, when you love your friends its equal to truthfulness, but when you love yourself its equal to confidence.
___________________________________________________________________
When you like someone deeply,misunderstanding arises but don’t feel for it because some misunderstanding needed for good understanding.
Ghazal SMS
Zra c Raat Dhal Jae To Shyd Neend Aa Jae,
Zra Sa Dil Behal Jae To Shyd Neend Aa Jae,
Abi To Krb hai, BeCheni Hai,BeQrari Hai,
Tbiyat Kuch Smbhal Jae To Shyd Neend Aa Jae,
Abi To Nrm Jhonkon mein Chupay Hain Teer Yadon K,
Hawa Ka Rukh Badal Jae To Shyd Neend Aa Jae,
Ye Hansta Muskrata Qafla Chand aur Sitaron Ka,
Zra Aagay Nikal Jae To Shyd Neend Aa Jae,
Ye Tufan Ansuon Ka Jo Umad Aya Hai Plkon Tk,
Kisi Surat yh tal jaea,Tu shaid neend a jaea,
____________________________________________________________________
Zindagi ka sochta hoon na zmane ka sochta hon,
Me to bs use apna bnane ka sochta hon,
Us k roth jane k andaz ki qasam,
Wo roth jae to mnane ka sochta hon,
Us ne na ki wfa to koi gila nhi,
Me us se wafain nibhane ka sochta hon,
Wo muj ko rolaae to koi baat nhi,
Me ro kr b use hsane ka sochta hon.
______________________________________________________________________
Zinda The Jis ki Aas pe Woh Bhi Rula Gaya,
Bandhan Wafa k Tor ke Sary Chala Gaya,
Khud Hi to Ki thi Us ne "Dosti" ki Ibtada,
Hathon Main Hath De ke Khud Hi Chhura Gaya,
Kar di Jis Ke Liye Hum Ne Tabah Zindagi,
Ulta Woh Bewafai ki Tuhmat Laga Gaya...
______________________________________________________________________
Zara tehro! chalay jana"Mujhe kuch Aap se kahna he"
Ziyada waqt nahi longa"Zara si baat karni he"
Na dukh apne sunane he"Na koi faryad karni he"
Na ye maloom karna he" K ab halaat k se he"
Tumhare humsafar thy jo" Tumhare sath kese he"
Na ye maloom karna he" Tere din raat kese he"
Mujhe bas itna kihna he"Mujhe tum YAAD Aate ho"
BOHT HI YAAD Aate HO,BOHT HI YAAD AATe HO.
______________________________________________________________________
Zara khamosh Reh kar Bi Unhen Sab kuch Suna Dena,
Zuban Se kuch Na kehna Dekh kar Aanso Baha Dena,
Mai Mujrim Hon Muje iqrar Hai jurm-e-Muhabbat ka,
Magar Pehle khata Par Ghor karlo Phir Saza Dena,
Ejazat Ho To kehdon Qissa-e-Ulfat Sar-e-Mehfil,
Muje kuch To Fasana yaad Hai kuch Tm Suna Dena
______________________________________________________________________
Zra Sa Dil Behal Jae To Shyd Neend Aa Jae,
Abi To Krb hai, BeCheni Hai,BeQrari Hai,
Tbiyat Kuch Smbhal Jae To Shyd Neend Aa Jae,
Abi To Nrm Jhonkon mein Chupay Hain Teer Yadon K,
Hawa Ka Rukh Badal Jae To Shyd Neend Aa Jae,
Ye Hansta Muskrata Qafla Chand aur Sitaron Ka,
Zra Aagay Nikal Jae To Shyd Neend Aa Jae,
Ye Tufan Ansuon Ka Jo Umad Aya Hai Plkon Tk,
Kisi Surat yh tal jaea,Tu shaid neend a jaea,
____________________________________________________________________
Zindagi ka sochta hoon na zmane ka sochta hon,
Me to bs use apna bnane ka sochta hon,
Us k roth jane k andaz ki qasam,
Wo roth jae to mnane ka sochta hon,
Us ne na ki wfa to koi gila nhi,
Me us se wafain nibhane ka sochta hon,
Wo muj ko rolaae to koi baat nhi,
Me ro kr b use hsane ka sochta hon.
______________________________________________________________________
Zinda The Jis ki Aas pe Woh Bhi Rula Gaya,
Bandhan Wafa k Tor ke Sary Chala Gaya,
Khud Hi to Ki thi Us ne "Dosti" ki Ibtada,
Hathon Main Hath De ke Khud Hi Chhura Gaya,
Kar di Jis Ke Liye Hum Ne Tabah Zindagi,
Ulta Woh Bewafai ki Tuhmat Laga Gaya...
______________________________________________________________________
Zara tehro! chalay jana"Mujhe kuch Aap se kahna he"
Ziyada waqt nahi longa"Zara si baat karni he"
Na dukh apne sunane he"Na koi faryad karni he"
Na ye maloom karna he" K ab halaat k se he"
Tumhare humsafar thy jo" Tumhare sath kese he"
Na ye maloom karna he" Tere din raat kese he"
Mujhe bas itna kihna he"Mujhe tum YAAD Aate ho"
BOHT HI YAAD Aate HO,BOHT HI YAAD AATe HO.
______________________________________________________________________
Zara khamosh Reh kar Bi Unhen Sab kuch Suna Dena,
Zuban Se kuch Na kehna Dekh kar Aanso Baha Dena,
Mai Mujrim Hon Muje iqrar Hai jurm-e-Muhabbat ka,
Magar Pehle khata Par Ghor karlo Phir Saza Dena,
Ejazat Ho To kehdon Qissa-e-Ulfat Sar-e-Mehfil,
Muje kuch To Fasana yaad Hai kuch Tm Suna Dena
______________________________________________________________________
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)